On the television Sunday the 15th was a Joel Osteen Pastor Joke:
I heard about these three pastors. They were in a boat together one day fishing. One of the pastors said, "We never get to let our hair down, let's tell the area in that we struggle the most, our greatest sin so that we can pray for each other. The first Pastor said I hate to admit this, but I have a problem with gambling. Sometimes I sneak out at night and gamble. The second Pastor says I'm ashamed to admit this, but I have a problem with cheating, I hardly ever pay my taxes. The third Pastor sat there silently, waited and waited and waited. He wouldn't even budge. They said we're not leaving until you tell us your greatest sin. He said alright, my greatest sin is with gossip and I can't wait to get off this boat.
This is a very funny joke. Loose lips sink ships!
Love to hear Joel's jokes!
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