Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Talking Flower



A man was walking down a street and he heard a voice say, "Hey you come over here."
The man said, "Who said that?"
And the voice said, "I did, down here."
The man looked down at a red flower.
And the flower sneezed.
The man said, "God bless you."
And the flower said, "Thank you."
The man said, "This is incredible, but there is no way you can talk."
The flower said, "Yes I can and I'm a little different than the other flowers.  If you want, you can buy me for fifty dollars."
The man impressed quickly pulled out his wallet.  Then he looked closer and discovered behind the leaves a hidden microphone where the sound was coming from.

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