Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Halloween Scratch Jokes



How do you make a ghost scratch himself?  You can't because he's a ghost.

How do you make a blob scratch himself?  Let a monster itch go all over him.


How do you make a zombie scratch himself?  Hope he just came from a cemetery with ants in his pants.

It's trick or treat time and this is a sweet treat.  Get the bootiful Halloween Rhymes book by David Russo on Amazon.


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