There’s been a shortage of everything, but now Santa’s too. “Many former Santas are concerned about health risks, especially with unknown clients in new venues.” Wall Street Journal. Could there be another reason that Santa isn’t telling you. Santa’s might not want to work because he has to fly in a sled high in the air going 90 miles per hour to get toys to children in time which can be very risky. And going up on a roof during the winter where there can be snow and ice and maybe slip and fall and hit the ground. And trying to fit down a narrow chimney with a big stomach that can be a tight squeeze. Yes Santa’s job can be very dangerous, but it comes with the territory and more pay if less Santa’s are willing to make appearances.
Look for the Funny Patrol Comics book on Amazon Simon Says by David Russo.
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