“Queen Elizabeth II will reportedly only take calls from two close confidants within the royal circle.” According to Page Six. I’m all for Queen Elizabeth only picking up the phone for two people. If she started picking up the phone for everyone, it would go something like this…
“Hi, can I speak to Queen Elizabeth?”
“Yes.”
“We are calling about blah, blah, blah.”
And she’d have to hang up on lots of telemarketers since they won’t end the call. And she has too much class to be hanging up on lots of callers. Telemarketers, good bye.
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