Sunday, March 20, 2022

Pete Davidson No Longer Going To Space, Blue Origin Says Funny Time News

Who will Pete Davidsons replacement be since he is no longer going on the Blue Origin rocket to experience space as a tourist?  Will Kanye West show him up?  Or will another celebrity go like Chuck Norris?  That could really get the Chuck Norris jokes going.  “Chuck Norris can’t defy gravity.  Gravity would never oppose him.”  Or “Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris.”  Don’t send any kids on the rockets to outer space on Blue Origin or Virgin Galactic or SpaceX because kids constantly ask are we there yet?  And you know how annoying that can be.  Doesn’t everyone want to tour the galaxy?  Not Pete Davidson.  But there are lots that do or have the time for it.  It sounds exciting now, but one day it will be a common thing like flying an airplane.  And you’ll get to choose if you want to sit in first class or coach.


Funny Patrol Comics really great book Simon Says is available on Amazon by David Russo.

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