Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Nebraska man paddles in hollowed out pumpkin Funny Time News

Have you ever boated in a pumpkin?  “Hansen did by celebrating his 60th birthday by hollowing out his prized 846-pound gourd and sailing down the Missouri River inside it.”  USA TODAY.  Was it a midlife crisis?  No, because he wasn’t spotted in the pumpkin going down the river on his cell phone dialing 911.  While rowing in a pumpkin boat and going for the Guinness Record one might sing the famous boat song with a twist:

“Row, row, row your pumpkin

Gently down the stream

Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream.”


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