Top 10 Common Disorients

Below are the Top 10 Common Disorients:

First Disorient.  It’s Sunday and you wake up thinking you have to be somewhere because you’re so used to your schedule during the week.  If you go to school, and are disoriented, then you will think it’s a school day, when it’s not.  If you go to work and are confused of the day, then you will think it’s a work day, when it’s not.  Some people I’ve heard have gone as far as taking a shower, eating breakfast and actually showing up to school or work all suited up when it’s really their day off.

Second Disorient.  You go on a boat ride or cruise and when you get off you feel like you’re still on the boat.  You actually walk towards something on the sidewalk and feel like the earth is moving when it’s not.  Actually it is, but you know what I’m saying.  So you walk on the sidewalk and fall down.

Third Disorient.  Everybody knows that piñata game when they blindfold you and spin you around three times to get you dizzy.  It’s so when you take swings at the piñata, the game will be more fun.  Of course this makes it really hard to hit the pinata and in some cases children have actually hit themselves.

Fourth Disorient.  Here’s one that might surprise you, but it does happen.  I’ve done it.  I’ll be using my phone to surf the Internet and all of a sudden I’ll think, hey where’s my phone.  I get worried for a moment that someone might call me and that I’ve lost my phone.  I haven’t done this one in awhile, but be careful because it could happen.

Fifth Disorient.  Watch out for this disoriented one, it’s when you get so involved in something that you forget about the time or to eat or to go to the bathroom.  Just don’t let this go on for a week.

Sixth Disorient.  Two times a year you have to change the clocks.  Either you move ahead your clock an hour or you move it back an hour.  This is where it gets tricky, if you’re unaware of the time change and have an appointment.  Yes you’ll miss your appointment, but you’ll be totally confused until you figure out what happened.

Seventh Disorient.  I don’t recommend being a kid again and spinning around in circles.  I don’t know why kids find this to be fun.  What’s so fun about getting dizzy and either going into a wall or falling.  Don’t ask me, ask the kids who like to spin around in circles.

Eight Disorient.  A weird disorientation that can happen is not remembering what you were going to do.  This is what happens when you go into another room of the house, but can’t remember what you were going to do.  It’s not like you’re in the bathroom and you feel like going.  So you’re are standing in a room and just staring and can’t figure out what you were going to do.  Were you going to make your bed?  No.  What about clean your room?  No.  How about take a nap?  No, you don’t have time for that.  Maybe it’s time to start a to do list.

Ninth Disorient.  A friend or family member or coworker or loved one asks you a question.  You answer it.  Then you ask them a question and they answer it.  Then they ask you a question but for some reason you weren’t listening.  Just not paying attention.  So you say, “What did you say?”  And they say, “I’m not repeating myself.”  If you’re lucky, you save face and repeat what they told you.  If you’re not so lucky and can’t remember, then you get lost in thought wondering what the person just said.

Tenth Disorient.  You’re talking with someone and are about to say something, but they say something before you do.  Now it’s your turn to talk, but for the life of you, you can’t remember what you were going to say.